Half Mast Booty (3/30)


The prompt over at NaPoWriMo for day three revolves around writing a sea shanty...when I saw this prompt, the first thing that came to mind was the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song...



Ooooooooooooooh...

Who shakes their hiney for the whole world to see,

Twerkers doin' it for free.

Youtube and WorldStar model wannabes';

Twerkers doin' it for free.

Some switch to webcams to try and charge fees,

Twerkers doin' it for a fee.

Not safe for work you'll be judged hastily,

Twerkers doin' it for free.

Once saw a grandma shaking it on aisle three,

Twerkers doin' it for free.

Wrinkles and Depends wished I didn't see,

That twerker doin' it for free.




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2 comments:

  1. puwahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa............honestly, I have never seen twerking (nor do I want to) and only have an inkling of what it is based on what I've seen others say about it....but this right here was HI LARI OUS.....

    Once saw a grandma shaking it on aisle three,

    Twerkers doin' it for free.

    Wrinkles and Depends wished I didn't see,

    That twerker doin' it for free.

    PUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

    dammit....now I can't get the sponge bob song out of my head....lol

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  2. lmao....this literally has me in tears lol...you are so wrong but perfectly right for this ...So feeling your creativity on this ;p

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