Misfortune (21/30)


The prompt for day twenty-one over at NaPoWriMo was to re-write Frank O'Hara's Lines for the Fortune Cookies. I'm not going to do as many as he did... 





You will meet someone who makes you laugh. Keep your legs closed.


Everything will be fine, mostly after you die.


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Today you may wish you were blind.


You can't trust a big butt and a smile, especially if you meet in a strip club.


Life is full of surprises. Today you will wish it wasn't.


Your writing will be loved. Mostly by your mother.


You're not fat, but your shadow is.


You will find a soul mate. He will need a flea collar and litter box.




© 2013 abruvanamedsly


Fortune Cookie

2 comments:

  1. You will find a soul mate. He will need a flea collar and litter box.

    I enjoyed this :) Got my soul mate sitting on my lap as I write lol

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